September 2nd, 2010
First, watch this cued clip of Ja Rule’s great rap classic, Put It On Me.
Next, channel that incompetent, raspy voice and read this opening quote in the same melody…
Every thong needs a ladae ~
I hope u can remember all the things we did this yr! all the songs and ya know. LOL
hehe. Bye! B-ball Buddy!
- 1Luv, Esther (8th Grade, First Ave Middle School 2002)
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Now we know what Put It On Me would have sounded like if Ja Rule had teamed up with Sisqo instead of Vita.
You know…cuz Sisqo liked to sing about thongs and…stuff.
So baby girl put it on mehhhh, cuz every thong needs a ladehhh!
September 1st, 2010
Alan,
Tiny Flying Funky Chunky
Evil Spastic Rapist Racist
Sexist Flaming Possessed
Doom Monkey of Insane
IMPENDING DOOM!!
Oh and h.a.g.s – It’s been fun (cough cough) in science w/ Nick and his antics.
- Jason (8th Grade, Dana Middle School 2003)
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Not exactly quite sure what’s going on here.
But if this is someone’s middle-school resume…
I’m impressed.
August 30th, 2010
May!
Have a gr8 summer!
IM me, k?! k?! I will battle u in the battle dome…it is so effin on!!
P.S. I hate Justin.
- K.I.T, Gabrielle (7th Grade, First Ave Middle School 2002)
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This, of course, was written right above Justin’s note.
P.S. I hate Alyssa.
That was actually kind of liberating.
Ugh, no it wasn’t. Because she’s still so fricken’ hot.
August 29th, 2010
Janice freaking Lin.
I love you so freaking much. it’s freaking amazing. You freaking helped me through like every freaking problem that I ever went through this whole freaking year. I am so freaking grateful to have you freaking in my life. I can’t freaking believe just how freaking fast this year went. I can’t believe how much freaking boy drama we had this year and how freaking close that made you and me become…
Ok. Freaking no more freaking. I love you! You have helped me through so much and I hope I did the same for you. thanks again for everything. Hope we have a class again together next year.
- <3, your freak, Lauren (Junior Year, Arcadia High School 2005)
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With that much freaking going on, I thought we were at a high-school dance for a second!!
Yeah, just checked. We’re not.
Turns out we’re just at a site that only 3 people read – 3 of whom are blind.
August 27th, 2010
Random Yearbook Q&A’s:
Would you take a bullet for your best friend?
I wouldn’t take a bullet if my best friend had a hot girlfriend. – Eric
[Junior Year, Arcadia High School 2005]
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This is the type of guy who goes 3/4′s of the way into taking the bullet only to, at the very last second, quickly dodge it and allow it to directly hit and kill his best friend, whose smoking-hot girlfriend comes running in late (like they always do), sobbing in the rain, searching for any source of comfort she can find.
And this just turned into the worst Korean Drama storyline ever…
Or quite possibly the greatest.
August 24th, 2010
Complete the statement (personalized yearbook quote):
I remember…
I remember this one time when I was running by this girl I liked at camp. I was trying to impress her, so I tried jumping over a rock – but I stumbled over it, fell, and left with a huge gash on my hand. But it was my heart, not hand, that bled the most that day.
- Chad (Sophomore Year, Arcadia High School 2004).
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Well, if it’s any consolation to you…
She thought you ‘bloody rocked’.
August 22nd, 2010
Nicole.
You are one of the most talkative girls I’ve ever met. But I’m glad we met and thanks for everything.
Thank you for bringing me to Jesus. Wow, I don’t know where I’d be right now…
Probably swearing my ass off.
See you at church and hopefully somewhere else.
- Tim (Senior Year, Arcadia High School 2006)
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Not clearly knowing which words you still can or can’t say as a new Christian:
it happens to the best of ass…er, us.
